Sep 30 2008
It’s that time of year again…
Or should I say that time of the semester: it’s essay time! Four essays to be written and handed in within the next couple of weeks, the first one due tomorrow. And let me just say, that as fascinating and fun I find the play I’m supposed to write my essay on, Ben Johnson’s Volpone, the question is proportionally boring and uninspiring:
“The majority of the characters of Ben Jonson’s Volpone are devotedly self-seeking, and vary only in their methods and their degree of ruthlessness.” Discuss this statement.
Seriously, what’s there to discuss? Yes, they’re devotedly self-seeking! That’s one of the major themes of the d*** play! And yes, they are all different and so they must inevitably vary in their methods, as well as their degree of ruthlessness! Ahh…I’m frustrated.
There is no relevant criticism to be found on the subject either, I’m guessing because it’s such an obvious theme that no one has bothered to write about it. Feel my frustration! Does anyone know this play? Anyone willing to rescue me from my current state of hopelessness by assisting me to another view on this subject and/or giving me some pointers on how to write this essay, will earn my eternal gratitude and possibly dinner if they live near enough.
Of course, all work and no play (well, one play, but you get my drift I’m sure) makes Susanne a very dull girl.. and hungry too! Luckily delicious, light meals can be put together in a jiffy if you’ve only got a few staples at hand: a little rocket, some cherry tomatoes and a few wafer thin slices of parmeggiano reggiano and you’re good to go! Well I am, anyway. Sadly, snack time and ranting time over, it’s now time to get back to work. Yey.

