The Susanne

I love check­ing stats to see what people have searched for to reach my blog. Today’s top search keywords are alco­holic coma and moose love. LOL

No one knows more about food than I do!

-Gordon Ramsay

Wanted des­per­ately to catch Stephen Fry Live at the South­bank Centre this septem­ber, tried to get tick­ets but as the web­site was shite (foul but rhymes) I was never able to. Now it is all sold out and I cry myself to sleep every night.

A great pan­nacotta tot­ters and wobbles like a Rubensesque woman on five inch stil­let­tos. Gorgeous!

-Matt Preston

Over­heard, little boy and woman (mum?) look­ing at John Ever­ett Millais’ Ophelia

“Why is that lady lying in the water?”

“Umm…she’s swimming!”

“No she isn’t, because she’s not moving her legs like this,” (demon­strates) “and she isn’t moving her arms like this!” (demon­strates again)

“…”